WELCOME 
Monday, October 17, 20054:30 PM 
ELMO'S WORLD..A women desperately looking for work goes into a toyfactory. The Personnel Manager goes over her resume andexplains to her that he regrets he has nothing worthy ofher. The woman answers that she really needs work andwill take almost anything. The Personnel Manager hemsand haws and finally says he does have a low skill job onthe Tickle-Me-Elmo line and nothing else. The womanhappily accepts. He takes her down to the line andexplains her duties and that she should come in at8am the next day.
The next day at 8:45 there's a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.The Tickle-Me-Elmo line manager comes in and starts ranting aboutthe woman just hired. After screaming for 15 minutes about how badlybacked up the assembly line is, the Personnel Manager suggested he beshown the problem. Together they head down to the line and sure enoughElmos are backed up from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of theline is the woman just hired. She has pulled over a roll of the materialused for the Elmos and has a big bag of marbles. They both watch asshe cuts a little piece of fabric and takes 2 marbles and startssewing them between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager starts to killhimself laughing and finally after 20minutes of rolling around, he pullshimself together and walks overto the new employee and says...
"I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood meyesterday. What I wanted you to do wasgive Elmo two test tickles."
all text frm www.emusing.com*__.
MICHELLE.